Nightly News with Megan Bush

(NEWS INTRO MUSIC WITH COOL SHOTS OF MEGAN PREPARING HERSELF FOR TAKE-OFF)

...[to be read in Megan's news anchor voice]

Good evening, welcome to San Salvador News, your number one provider for all news San Salvador. I'm Megan Bush. Here are tonights top stories (camera angle change). A misfortune happened today. Ten Americans and three Salvadorians had fun at Lake Coatapeque, a little too much fun. The story takes place at one of the Salvadorians, Alberto's, lake house, in which the people were generously invited to. They spent the day riding around in a boat and sometimes a hotdog, yes, a hotdog. They had a refreshing meal on Alberto's patio of steak and potatoes as they looked out onto the water. Says one of the Americans Casey Britton, "It was mmm. good." Sadly this story doesn't have a happy ending. All but Alberto had to leave the lake after lunch. Luckily, they got to take some precious memories home with them.

Mmm. Tragic news. And now to Megan Bush for sports (switch camera views, again).

Thank you Megan Bush. Well clearly we can see here during the fencing match between Alberto and the El Salvadorian black spider, Alberto is showing complete dominance. The match ended with Alberto flinging the spider into its doom. Back to you Megan (switch camera view back).

Thanks Megan. Wow, interesting match it sounds like. In other news, Sarah Parshley had to leave the Terrific Ten this morning and the remaining nine are feeling out of place. As the leader, Kara, did head counts throughout the day she kept realizing all too late, there were only 8 heads to count. Sarah was a great asset to the Terrific Ten with her knowledge of the bible, calm spirit, and her hilarious side comments always brightened the teams day. The team wants to pass on this message, "we love you, you will be missed."

This just in. Two new Americans have just joined the Terrific Ten, now the terrific nine, and Mr. Crews. They are two ladies who go by the name of "Linda Linda," as both of their names are, in fact, Linda. The Terrific Ten have not yet met these ladies but are anxiously waiting on the moment they do. Now to our field reporter Megan Bush (switch to a pathetic looking Megan in a poncho in the rain).

Megan Bush here at the hotel, noticing that there isn't really a lot of movement out here Megan! I'm pretty sure most of the guests are winding down. Although if you ask me it would be pretty hard after a day like this one. Also, it's raining pretty hard over here! I just talked to a bus driver though who said he got an applause for backing up safely into this steep driveway. Speaking of which, here is Megan with the weather, Megan? (switch camera angle yet again.)

Thank you Megan! And yes, it sure is wet out there folks! Looks like rain tonight up in these parts (pointing to a weather map of ...El Salvador) and it will stop by early morning. Tomorrow it looks sunny which should be good for maybe a trip to the coffee plantation, although, I can't be sure seeing as I can't read a weather map. Back to Megan with the news.

Thank you Megan! Everyone here in El Salvador seems to be doing nothing short of amazing! Oh, I'm getting something from our field reporter Megan Bush asking if we can give a shout out to her mother, father, sister, brother, burns, craigs, petersons, bakers, her dog, guatemala team, lunch bunch, aunt, uncle,...okay Megan we can't keep going out time is running out, sorry. Thank you for tuning into San Salvador News this evening, we'll see you tomorrow! OH, and stay phat Americans.

(NEWS OUTRO MUSIC WITH SUPER FANTASTICAL AWESOME SHOTS OF MEGAN RENEE BUSHEL...AND I GUESS THE CAMERA WOMAN KARA <3 )